matthew 

A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"

matthew by Micah P. May 22, 2008

MATTHEW 

one who is dumb enough to break his TV with a tennis ball

matthew is a brick

MATTHEW by psefu September 21, 2016

Matthew 

A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.

Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!

Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew

Matthew by Icarus92 November 2, 2012

Matthew 

Matthew the man that will lay down the pipe and a plus the best of any touch

Have you ever been touched by Jesus well matthew can help

Matthew by 69theguy69 March 14, 2017

Matthew 

Fucking alpha male

Hey look at Matthew over there... so alpha

Matthew by Yikesa February 3, 2018

Matthew 

Big dick and stronger than an ox, he will fuck you till you squirt all over.

Oh God Matthew that's so veiny and big.

Matthew by your mother's lover February 28, 2015

Matthew 

A cock sucker. He's such a prick and not to mention terrible with ladies. What a fag.

Stop being a Matthew.

Matthew by Money9801 November 26, 2016