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mating market

Coined and written about by Tucker Max and Dr. Geoff Miller in their book, Mate. The environment that available suitors are available to date.
Dude, the mating market out here is great. There are all kinds of women to go out with.
by Banks712 November 15, 2018
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mahinga

Derived from the MC... an unfortunate looking person, disgustingly ugly or overweight female.
jeeze... what a Mahingaaa!!

or

Mahingaaaa!!!!!
by Ando September 7, 2004
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mating call of the poot bird

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!
by pentozali August 23, 2010
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matching luggage

the term used to describe that a womans hair color on her head matches her pubic hair color. this is normally used in a question.
does she have matching luggage?
by mackbergs February 7, 2006
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Mashing

The act of strolling into your local supermarket and heading toward the fruit and veg section. Where you start to masturbate yourself as vigorous as possible, ending with a creamy substance left all over the potatoes, much like Planking became an internet sensation many have taken to Mashing in much the same way.
Andrew: "Look at that girl over there by the tomatoes, she's got her hands right down her knickers."
Richard: "Who? Catherine? Squatting over the Potatoes? She must have her whole fist up there man."
Andrew: "Yeah, she's Mashing hard dude."
by TheDevil'sAdvocate September 15, 2011
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mashing

When one takes a shit in the shower and mashes it down through the drain with thier foot.
Pooping in the shower is wrong, unless you are mashing it down the drain with your foot.
by Quackalicious March 19, 2007
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calilfornia mating call

that unmistakable clikn sound created when chopping up some blow tring to lure some coke hoe over to your pad ..
dude .. it was a cake walk .. i just called that bitch up an give her the ol calilfornia mating call. .... next thing i know is we was neked doin shots a tekilla and me snortn fatties off her hip..
by gokoboko September 18, 2005
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