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Dirty Mathis

The act of one pouring noodles on a girls vigana and fucking her and putting your finger in her anise then licking them
Wow that dirty Mathis felt so good
by luck manager October 17, 2018
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mathieu

an "emo" boi @ my school who is such a fucking whore that he doesn't have any good friends. he also should consider using penis enlargement pills because his penis is microscopic and maybe he could have good friends if he wasn't such a whore. oh and back to his dick i forgot he doesn't have one and that he's a girl. he also has a fuck-boy haircut and tries to be hood even though he's white as hell
mathieu is such a whore and he hangs out with all of the trashy kidz
by chickenstripsboii December 6, 2018
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Mathias

Mathias is rudest person in the world he love gay people and hates a girls he love penise
Boy: hi
Mathias: I love penises

Boy: 911
Mathias: no sorry
by The only thing I can say October 6, 2020
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Mathias is a good friend that likes spoiling movies and flexes a lot.
A: My friend spoiled end game.
B: your friend really sounds like a Mathias

or
A: my friend keeps flexing his rolex
B: That guy sounds like a Mathias
by somedudewithsmallcock April 3, 2020
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Mathieu

Mathieu fortin is a fat blond dude that’s really funny yet he sucks a lot of dick. He has no friends yet he keeps playing games for fuckn losers. Stay away from him ladies he only likes (furries)!!!
Mathieu is a (Brawlhallah) legend!
This mathieu nigga gay!
by YvAkPPnibba October 1, 2019
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Mathieu

Mathieu is kind, caring and romantic. Usually a family man with big dreams for true love. Although he exudes a very energetic nature, overall he is very patient and logical to get exactly what he wants. The sweetest man a woman can have by her side. Incredibly attractive and smart, he tends to get a lot of women’s attention, but once he has found the one, he will never let go and his heart will be hers forever. He is possessive of what he consider is his. He tends to obsess about his woman and wants to know every little things about her and what she likes. He is driven and appears sure of himself, even if on the inside he isn’t so confident and is often actually quite shy. Very ambitious, he might seem not so reliable at times, because he is so focused on his success so that he can share it with the people he loves most, however you can always reach out to him if in need and he will be there to listen to you and warm your heart. A curious dreamer full of energy, he always finds a way to turn his weirdness and quirky behavior into something charming. He can be very frustrating at time, since communicating and exchanging with him can often feel like your are talking with an alien, but once you start understanding his true authentic self, you will have soulmate forever.
Look at Mathieu day dreaming once again.
by Aka1234 November 23, 2021
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mathias

a short gay bitch who is over the top and a great friend, he is very loud and funny as hell. he has big hair but not as big as his personality
boy a: that boy is hot asf as his hair is so big
boy b: Yea, that’s “mathias.”
by Luxwashere June 1, 2020
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