Mathsacre

A Guerrilla tactic that colleges and universities use to prevent you from getting a job that pays more than minimum wage. It manifests itself as an extremely difficult math exam, ridiculous homework questions, or a bullshit class that is somehow required for you to graduate. Mathsacres generally result in widespread depression among students and leave severe GPA casualties.

Dude, that test made me its bitch. It was a total Mathsacre

Yea, whoever wrote that must be smokin' crack

by TehColin September 17, 2010

Maths Debate

1.When you have a debate in a mathematical subject (e.g. algebra or fractions.)
2.When you make someone look stupid because "maths debate" can be translated into "masturbate"

Person 1:Say Maths debate 5 times really fast.
Person 2:Okay.Maths Debate, Maths Debate, Masturbate, Masturbate, Masturbate

by Shamona1222 May 18, 2011

Mathsplaining

When a mathematically capable person explains a math problem to a less mathematically capable person, typically in a manner regarded as condescending or patronising. Like mansplaining, except that it actually exists.

Math HL student: "Uh, you can't get the square root out of a negative number. Unless you're using irrationals"
Math studies student: "Stop mathsplaining to me!"

by FanterPanter December 10, 2017

Hegarty Maths

A website for learning that gives you brain cancer. Most maths teachers worship Collin Hegarty for creating a torture device. p̨l ea̵se, ̕m͟r ͠sm it҉h. h́e̢lp͢ m̢e ̕és̶c ape f҉rom͠ t͢h͘e dar̀knes͝s̵

Teacher 1: Hey, did you hear about Hegarty Maths?
Teacher 2: Yeah! It's amazing and the children love it

by spoon spoon February 2, 2021

Sparx Maths

Even though I cheat by using a website that automatically solves equations and by writing down book work codes in a .txt file on my computer instead of in my book, it still takes me 5 hours to do all 10 tasks.

Not to mention how my teacher forces us to practice our times tables which you can't cheat because it times you, each time it asks you a multiplication question, in such a way that you can't exactly type the question into a calculator within 5 seconds, nor can you paste answers in to the answer box which you can't do anywhere on the site for that matter.

"Imagine not cheating on Sparx Maths"

"I do cheat it just doesn't save any time because of how sick and twisted the creators of this site are."

"I know right!? They didn't even try and yet they still managed to make the most horrible website in existence."

"Ok I really gtg it's 2 am and I still haven't finished my Sparx Maths despite cheating."

by Sbeb December 13, 2022

P.E. vs Maths

P.E. lessons always are taken away by Math teachers.

P.E. vs Maths:
Math teacher: P.E. teacher is sick, so Math lesson today!
Students: Oh noooooo
(P.E. teacher comes)
P.E. teacher: Ohhhhh it seems that I am "sick" today again!

by Lily Pig June 17, 2021

maths

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

by somon October 24, 2009