Terminal Majora Cancer

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.

"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"

by joffry September 27, 2017

Physics Major

Other than possibly Electrical and Chemical Engineering, has the distinction of being the hardest and most rigorous degree program offered at any university. While the material is interesting and often "magical", sleep will be something you won't get a lot of, and coffee will be your next friend.

Phil is a Physics Major and studies 100 hours a week on his homework trying to understand quantum mechanics using Fourier Transforms and Relativity in four dimensions....Unfortunately for Phil, he has a 2.3 GPA. Meanwhile, his crush, Heather, is a Business student and has a 3.8 GPA despite only studying for 10 hours a week.

by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019

Drum Majors

Annoying, Wanna-be Drill Sergeants, who are always messing up the tempos. Drum Majors lead the entire band in Marching Drills, Musical Rehearsals, etc. they basically exist so the Band Director doesn't really have to do anything.

" Standby!! When I Call You To Dress Center, Form a Running Block!!......... Dress Center!!! " ~ Drum Major Tyler

" I Hate Drum Majors, they are so Freakin' annoying " ~ Literally Everyone In The Entire Regiment

by AutismoPrime August 15, 2019

The Sergeant Major

Performing the "Angry Pirate" and the "Alaskan Pipeline" back to back.

He gave her the Sergeant Major after she said not to jizz in her mouth.

by accessdnied January 21, 2010

Happy Start Anything Major

A person's real name, usually uttered during sleep or occasionally upon waking up.

I can't believe I slept beside him all night before he told me his real name was Happy Start Anything Major!

by MC_Lambykins January 9, 2019

the jew biz major

Lil dickie majored in business and graduated summa cum laude in 2010 before he used his Bar mitzvah to begin rapping. Hense why he calls himself "the jew biz major"

hol'up, you ain't heard of Lil' Dave, Young L, the Jew Biz Major?

by YoungBagABitch April 9, 2021

nothin major

is when you are talking about something that isnt all that important

i just brought some new boots nothin major though

by dabullty December 9, 2009