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Malding

The act of being angry while simultaneously experiencing hair loss.

The word "Malding" stems from the two English words mad, and balding.
"You're malding!"
"Check out this guy! He is malding hardcore!"
"♪ Malding malding malding, keep that malding malding ♪"
by Sacculish July 2, 2021
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Maditude

When you’re being mean for no reason and you lash out at others for no reasons.
You’re being an nasty bitch for no reason. Reel in you maditude.
by Dafuck Midtown July 17, 2021
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Malding

This man is malding on Crypto.
by anonymous November 4, 2021
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Maldinv

Maldinv = Malding but with a misplaced letter. Also balls in yo jaws.
Asmongold is Maldinv.
Asmongold:Cnat veen fknig pselll doood
by anonymous September 15, 2021
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malding

verb
the process of going mad and balding.
bro, anatomy has got me super stressed. i think i'm malding.
by surgtech2022 October 5, 2021
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madithebadb

a hardcore goth bitch, thoroughly enjoys faerie porn and they’re dream man is one with a tail. speaks multiple languages and never shuts the fuck up. nanny madi x
“hey do you know that person on tiktok, madithebadb?”
“yes i do, why tf are they verified?”
no idea bro”
by milfmilfmilfmilf69 October 7, 2021
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Maldrit

He is the most beautiful person one could find on earth. He is funny and has an outstanding smile that makes the sun look like an old lightbulb. He might be a little distanced and probably even rude but once you win Maldrits heart he will watch over you and protect you at all costs. He is a forever person. Being loved by Maldrit is the best thing that could happen to you. You will never feel loneliness because he is a great listener and makes you feel understood and save. He will brighten up your day without you even noticing and makes you addicted to his presence. He can make the clingiest person out of a coldhearted lone Wolf. If you find Maldrit for yourself make sure to never let go of him. He is the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Friend: „Since when do you stay with a person 24/7?“
Me: „Since I fell in love with Maldrit.“
by Dumbass0409 November 22, 2021
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