Mayonaise

A very effective instrument.

Patrick: Is Mayonaise an instrument?

Squidward: No Patrick, Mayonaise is not an instrument.

by Tickle Pickle Fish December 13, 2018

Mayonizing

Mayonizing: The act of opening your eyes very big. Something white people do for emphasis or to express excitement.

She was totally mayonizing when she was talking about chinese chicken salad! She totally loves it!

by Indigo Bennett February 7, 2019

Mayonnaise Baby

A baby made from to parents that love dipping hot dogs in mayonnaise .

Justin James loves mayonnaise babies.

If a girl dips her hot dogs in mayonnaise, I Justin James will date her and have a mayonnaise baby

by The champ! Yeah March 3, 2019

Mayonnaise Popsicle

The act of a man and woman having sex after a different man has already ejaculated in said woman and man #2's penis is covered in the ejaculate of man #1 upon pulling out.

"I hooked up with Billy in the closet during the party only to bump into Steve right after. He had no idea so when we hooked up I totally gave him a Mayonnaise Popsicle."

by HandyAndy33 July 27, 2019

mayonnaise clown 🤡

A gay clown who smothers himself with semen.

The mayonnaise clown 🤡 loves rubbing semen on his chest.

Dude 1: Wow look at that clown he's got mayonnaise on his face

Dude 2: yeah it's a mayonnaise clown 🤡.

by nuclear hobo September 1, 2019

Mayonnaise

Sienna

mayonnaise is siennas vagina juice that pours out her pumped pussy

by thewingwangwoob September 17, 2019

Mayonnaise Backpack

When you pull out during sex and cum on someone's back without telling them so they lay down and smear semen on their sheets.

Did you hear about Drew's girlfriend dumping him? Yeah man, he gave her a mayonnaise backpack and she ruined her sheets. 1,500 thread count, bruh. That's not cheap!

by Neo-Neo Zeon July 1, 2020