Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.
If you ever need to get rid of a body, pack it up and send it to yourself special delivery, and you can be guaranteed you will never see it again.
by Fucked_off_Gopher May 15, 2005
Get the royal mail mug.When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
by Chance2124 April 10, 2008
Get the junk mail mug.e-mail sent after taking an ambien to someone you haven't spoken to in a long time (years), frequently sent between 11pm and 2am. you normally do not remember sending them until after you get a reply.
I sent an a-mail to my ex-girlfriend from ten years ago asking how her day was, and she told me to go fuck myself.
by j4646 November 12, 2010
Get the a-mail mug.A type of prosthetic used in the Fullmetal Alchemist world, which is the best manga/anime to have ever existed. Could be just a replacement arm, or even a shotgun/machinegun/missile launcher for your leg. Maybe just a new finger? Who knows? It can replace any thing.
by Glitch in the System388 October 4, 2008
Get the Auto-mail mug.When a thread in your gmail account gets so many messages that it creates a new thread (over 100). Especially effective when it happens in between gmail sessions.
I checked my gmail this morning and it was empty, I logged in about 45 minutes later and my asshole friends kept talking about old movies and video games so much I had 300 useless messages broken up into 3 threads!
Dude... you were G-Mail Bombed.
Dude... you were G-Mail Bombed.
by trashandsuicide October 8, 2009
Get the G-Mail Bomb mug.When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.
Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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