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e-mail sent after taking an ambien to someone you haven't spoken to in a long time (years), frequently sent between 11pm and 2am. you normally do not remember sending them until after you get a reply.
I sent an a-mail to my ex-girlfriend from ten years ago asking how her day was, and she told me to go fuck myself.
a-mail by j4646 November 12, 2010
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posted like a mail box 

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."

A-Z mail 

A-Z mail whether fresh or stale can succeed or fail.
A-Z mail by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Banging on a mailbox 

Knocking boots on top of a mailbox. The act is particularly disrespectful to the owner of said boots as well as a federal crime. It can be used as an act of revenge or as an erotic way of expressing one's affections.
Man, that girl is so hot I just wanna bang her on a mailbox!

or

In order to right the wrongs in his life, Greg was later seen banging on a mailbox.

or
That guy messed with me and the only way to get him back is to bang his girlfriend on a mailbox.

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic drink known for giving a killer hangover. Consists of a shot of vodka mixed with goon, a form of cheap-ass cask wine.

Tastes best on ice with a fruity white goon.
Let's load up on Fruity Lexia tonight and get trashed off Sex on a Mailboxes.
Sex on a Mailbox by Fred Loves Goon February 27, 2008

Sex on a Mailbox

Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.
Lets have a couple Sex on a Mailboxes then finish off the night with a game of Goon of Fortune.
Sex on a Mailbox by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008

Sex on a Mailbox

An alcoholic concoction of vodka and goon (casket wine). Enjoyed primarily by teenagers and the poor. This drink ensures that you have a night to remember (or completely forget).
I feel like sex on a mailbox!
Sex on a Mailbox by mr sheen March 5, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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