Spanish Mackerel

The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.

Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.

by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019

spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

Difference Makers Clothing

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You copped that new Difference Makers Clothing hoodie yet?

by Kingkongdong22 November 24, 2021

Chewing Markers

Out of it. Basically in the same sense as playin with the dandelions, someone who’s completely zoned out and oblivious to the world around them.

“You guys suck”
‘Vinny you’ve been chewing markers all game and you’re 1 for 7’

by zfin87 July 30, 2022

Expo Markers

Feature vivid ink that's easy to see from a distance and provides consistent color quality.

Even better, these Expo Markers are eligible for Subscribe & Save. Note that unlike traditional Subscribe & Save offers, no additional discount will be given

by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023

Expo Markers

A leading manufacturer of whiteboard and dry erase board accessories. Create picture-perfect lessons and presentations with dry erase markers that are easy to view on whiteboards, glass, and most nonporous surfaces. Use vibrant wet erase markers for eye-catching writing or drawing on whiteboards, hard plastic, laminated sheets, and more. Easily clean and refresh with whiteboard erasers and dry cloths on virtually any dry erase surface, for stubborn marks and dirt.

These Expo Markers erase cleanly and easily from whiteboards and other nonporous surfaces with a dry cloth or Expo eraser. The dry erase marker ink is

by SPrice1980 February 13, 2023

Sprinkler makers

The fingers of a person that makes another person squirt.

She used her sprinkler makers on me last night; I squirted so much.

by Mushyroom26 October 26, 2025