muppet pelt

Any article of clothing made of a synthetic fleece, due to it's resemblance to a skinned Muppet.

"the puppet-rites activist threw red paint all over man's Muppet pelt vest, screaming 'Puppets are living breathing things and soulden't be killed for your fasion!'"

by -30- May 17, 2005

Pube Muppit

Kermit the Frog's head + Pubes + A really gay personality + a mouth that talks all the time about sex = Pube Muppit, the gay homosexual head-pube-thingy made by DrunkMagiKoopa and stars in some of the Clock Crew's movies.

Hello my good man, I am the Pube Muppit.

Yes that would be swell.

What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?

Fuck off and let me be!

by Guten Tag! October 4, 2005

Love Muppet

A muppet in love. Most commonly used with reference to a member of the male gender. Describes a guy who has become entirely wrapped around a girl's finger in serf-like fashion, and as a result displays pathetic, incoherent, twat-like behaviour in all other areas of his puppeteered existence...and yet is regrettably oblivious to the fact.

"Ever since he started dating her, Paul's turned into a right love muppet"

by L. Awknad March 10, 2005

muppins

1) Offices of the government.
2) The bottom drawer of your dresser.
3) Heart attack.

Take me to the muppins! I'm having a muppins! Grab the keys from muppins!

by Ellis August 21, 2004

Tongue Muppet

Someone who insists on sticking their tongue out when having their photo taken.

Look at all her profile pictures on facebook, she's a Tongue Muppet

by Apehanger March 6, 2011

Muppetant

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.

You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.

by MuppetteppuM October 27, 2012

Muppet Strangler

One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation

I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.

by MajorHole September 11, 2016