mind fuck

when someone messes with your mind...usually when someone of the oppostie sex plays games with your head, but can be used when anyone trys to manipulate you through mind tactics

This guy I was dating was mind fucking me to no end...he would give me special gifts and be sweet then turn around and be a total ass. Why do people play mind fucking games? It sucks nuts!

by Tiffers October 6, 2005

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

Mind Slut

People who say and think dirty thoughts but don't do dirty things. People who are like Holden Caulfield.

"Stacy says such dirty things, she must be a mind slut."

by Eli Ray January 28, 2009

Mind Rapist

A 'Mind Rapist' in an individual who reads and then steals your thoughts seconds before you say them out loud. These thoughts include things such as funny comments and jokes which the mind rapist steals and speaks for their own personal glory.

Mind Rapists have no individual thought and need to rape the minds of intelligent individuals to survive. Mind Rapists will also claim that it is YOU who are the Mind Rapist and it is YOU stealing their thoughts.

This is obviously just a massive lie. Typical sneaky Mind Rapists.

Emma: Oh my god I was literally just about to say that! You just raped my mind! Mind Rapist!

James (Mind Rapist:) No, no you stole my thoughts! You're the mind rapist!

by EmmaIsActuallyAwesome May 8, 2010

mind goblin

A phrase, similar to sugma, that is used to troll people.

"Hey, you look like a mind goblin."
"What's a mind goblin?"
"Mind goblin deez nuts!"

by Magooku August 25, 2021

mind-boggling

adjective /ˈmaɪndˌbɒɡ.l̩.ɪŋ/ /-ˌbɑ .ɡl̩.ɪŋ/ INFORMAL

extremely surprising and difficult to understand or imagine:
She was paid the mind-boggling sum of ten million pounds for that film.

She was paid the mind-boggling sum of ten million pounds for that film.

by mi cielo April 30, 2014

Mind Numbing

The making of one's mind to feel numb, usually incurred by something either horribly boring or stupid. In the same way that your hand may go numb should you lay on your arm too long, and cut off blood circulation, the mind goes numb if you cut off relevant information for an extended period of time

I was listening to Fox News' mind numbing propaganda and nearly lost my mind today.

by TCT January 16, 2008