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ukrainian meatgrind

The act of filling a female's anus with wet dog food, then penetrating the woman's vagina with a penis, in order to give the illusion that the penis is getting ran through a meat grinder as the dog food slowly escapes the anal cavity.
Go find the dogfood because i'm about to ukrainian meatgrind those cavaties.
by mickey mike va January 2, 2012
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Materialist

One who thinks nothing exists outside of energy. Thanks to relativity, matter is considered energy. An object is considered to have energy just by existing.
Dawkins is a materialist.
by NikeYoung April 4, 2004
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Material girl

Often mistaken for preps. They HAVE to wear things that cost at least $200, and EVERYTHING they own is designer. Material Girls are EXTREMELY rich, and don't know anything about life. They don't care about school, and only have "rich" friends. They want EVERYONE to envy them, especially their million dollar Louis Vuitton purses.
by Hillary! January 5, 2007
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boyfriend material

person 1: did you see yunhos post on Twitter
person 2: yes he is such boyfriend material
by songmangos November 8, 2020
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fap material

Noun. usually pornographic media intended for the use of masturbation. Fap being the verb to masturbate.
"Do you know where I can get some decent fap material?"
"Um... try fapmaterial.com"
by A.Fapper July 20, 2012
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relationship material

n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!

Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008
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alma mater

An institution that has ceased to give a flying fuck about you post-graduation but keeps in touch in case you do something they can publicize or make money they can ask for.
My alma mater sent a donation envelope to my shack in the hood.
by FoxBat March 27, 2008
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