McJungalds

sorry our ice cream machine is broken -_-

cop a mcjungalds deck
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yo you wanna shred real quick then slide mcjungalds for some mcjuggets bruh.

by chiefbruh January 13, 2023

McJizzle

When a man puts his penis into a delicious McFlurry from McDonald’s (or sub out any other favorite desert drink) to the point of numbness and his partner sucks it off clean

Me and this girl last night got Mickey D’s and she gave me a McJizzle

by Professor Rope April 3, 2023

McJuke

to move something slightly, but in a way that will completely redefine it.

"I think I'll McJuke this leg on my statue, even though I'll have to change the spine, shoulders, and head position to make it look natural."

by oanatac April 26, 2023

McJagin’

Cool, hip, the shizzle…

That shit is not McJagin’

by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans January 23, 2025

McJagger Satisfaction

A paradoxical state of restless fulfillment; the energetic display of discontent or complaint (”I can’t get no...”) performed precisely because it is lucrative and crowd-pleasing to do so.

The band finished the set with a kind of McJagger satisfaction, howling about how miserable they were while counting the gate receipts with their eyes.

by TR Arterburn December 3, 2025

Shady McJackson

When a wannabe rastafarian shows up at everyone Penn State party possible, but nobody knows who he is or what he's doing there. You dislike him immensley, however always love to have a drunk conversation with him by the keg.

Hey, Shady McJackson is here!

Who?

The smelly guy with dreadlocks who never pays for a beer but always has a cup filled by the keg.

Oh, right... I hate that guy!

Shady McJackson...

by Doctor Thalamo March 31, 2005

sausage mcjockey

gay scotsman

look at that kilt wearing sausage mcjockey

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009