A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!
Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??
It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!
A hypocritical prison that tells you to be physically active and eat healthy, while at the same time they force you to sit for 6-7 hours straight and eat greasy, unhealthy crap for lunch
School is stupid, you don’t learn how to do your taxes or drive a car or buy a house. You just memorize crap that you forget immediately after the test and then pay off college loans the rest of your life.