Definitions by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans

McJagin’ 

Cool, hip, the shizzle…

That shit is not McJagin’

McJagin’ by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans January 23, 2025

Dick 

A common nickname for Richard.

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.

Dick by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans August 3, 2021

Dick 

A common nickname for Richard.

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.

Dick by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans August 3, 2021

School

A hypocritical prison that tells you to be physically active and eat healthy, while at the same time they force you to sit for 6-7 hours straight and eat greasy, unhealthy crap for lunch

School is stupid, you don’t learn how to do your taxes or drive a car or buy a house. You just memorize crap that you forget immediately after the test and then pay off college loans the rest of your life.

School by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans November 29, 2020

Locomotive 

Piece of railroad equipment used to pull a train along the rails

Steam locomotives are better than diesel locomotives

Locomotive by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans November 19, 2020

Avatar

A movie that when you hear of it you think “oh yeah didn’t that come out like 2 years ago?” Well no I fans out in FCKN 2009!! Feel old yet?

My god I feel old! Avatar cane out is 2009!

Avatar by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans June 15, 2020

Urban dictionary 

A place where I can not do shit without seeing something drug related or sexual. Marge Simpson? Apparently it’s a way to smoke drugs! Train? Apparently it’s when a bunch of guys form a line outside of a girls room to have sex! Shark? A way to have sex! GODDAMNIT JUST PUT A REAL DEFINITION!

Man, I can’t wait to go onto Urban dictionary and write about clouds somehow being fucking sex related! But how the fuck will I do that??

It’s urban Dictionary! I’ll find a way!

Urban dictionary by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans May 21, 2020