malwin

The true captain, the one and only man that can lead you to victory or doom. But apart from being a captain, Malwin has many sides you might not know about... If you want him to be the Woman of your dreams? He shall be your Queen! Want him to be a pornstar? it shall be! Even choices are a matter of the past, with his arsenal of dice he will always make sure to roll that critical one for your best experience!

"Who is this captain you are talking about? " "Oh thats malwin, beware of his rolls!"
"Yeah thats malwin right there, wish he was my captain."

by The true captain October 1, 2018

Mazi

A mixture of Mom, and Nazi

Very controlling mom.

"I can't believe my mom is being such a bitch."
"You mean she's being a Mazi"

by furelais25 October 24, 2009

Manwich

A sandwich made up of leftovers from previous meals, and any other foodstuffs found lying about. There is no such thing as a typical manwich.

Manwiches can be found in all walks of life, but are particularly common on camping trips.

Ally: Fancy something to eat?
David: Yeah, sure. What we got?
Ally: Bread, bacon, jam, syrup, cereal. What do you fancy?
David: MANWICH!!!

by beetlejuiceecis February 16, 2009

Magwitch

convict; who is pip's secret benefactor in great expectations

Magwitch's a baller.

by Marko November 15, 2004

Manwich

a human male, who is extremely attractive in physical appearence; one who is delicious enough to "eat". Varies upon appetite.

Julie, did you see that guy, he's a total manwich!

David Beckham is a manwich supreme!

Damn girl, he ain't no manwich, look at them rolls!

by Something Scary April 13, 2009

brain damage manwich

When a girl willingly lays down on her back while the dude sticks his ass cheeks on her face (facing her feet), and then titty fucks her from above. In this process the girl usually experiences a massive headache because the rough riding.

I broke Candy's nose after giving her a brain damage manwich.

by candy isanhower November 14, 2007

MacWidow

This is what you call the wife of an Apple Macintosh user. He ends up spending much more time on his Mac than with her!

-Dave just bought a new Macintosh G5
-Poor Mary, she's destined to become a MacWidow.

by MacEvan February 13, 2005