mastacate

An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.

In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!

by ya im jewish October 8, 2005

Gundam Masta

Person who is a Masta of Gundams.

by TSS July 29, 2003

Mastahorsalism

When you fucking masturbate a fucking horse. It is also when you cum or rape it. I tried to make you sound smart when you say it, and not like you’re about to fuck a horse.

“Wow, he just committed mastahorsalism! He’s a fucking mad lad!”

by [INSERT A NAME CUZ IM LAZY AF] March 4, 2020

mastafullness

The best synonym for the word: "skillz". Used when more variety of language is required to differentiate between different levels of "skill" and/or "skillz".

Can also be used as a permanent replacement for the word "skillz" but is unlikely due to the formers ease of use. Only commonly used in extreme circumstances (where the skillz threshold is constantly growing -street football/basketball game, flatland BMX, dance-offs, Pro Sup-Air paintball games etc.)

Where the level of skillz increases:

Person 1 does a 1-handed 360 drop-off off a 6' high quarter pipe. Requires use of "SKILLZ!" / "I got mad biking skillz".

Person 2 does a 1 handed nosepick drop-off off a 999' high spike and lands stylishly -blindfolded nearly impossible. Requires use of "Mastafullness!" ; / "I got mad bike mastafullness".

by Roger Yuuuu January 5, 2009

mastabatorey arthridus

the damage done to the wrist and hands from masterbaiting

Travis could not use his hands anymore do to mastabatorey arthridus .

by ripley 54 February 4, 2010

Mastabaeating

The act of masturbating on bread then spreading it with a knife an eating it.

What are you doing?

I'm Mastabaeating.

What kind of bread are you using?

Wheat so it's healthy.

by Dandren July 21, 2010

Masta Luva

A Rastafarian term describing a male with extreme sexual prowess.

Although as rare as a unicorn, there does exist a white, conservative republican father described by his wife as a 'masta luva'.

by Canitbetrue? December 12, 2010