losing

winners don’t know what this term is

did you hear that John is losing the football game last night?

by John boat January 12, 2024

lushing

When you are so horny in class that you start imagining the table is a girl and you start rubbing up on it and you end up splooshing everywhere on the floor.

I saw Kyle lushing in English yesterday.

by gunters May 15, 2024

losing heroine

a girl (especially fictional ones) who has been rejected by her crush

Nukumizu: "So you weren't even going out? Then it's not cheating at all!"
Yanami: "I-I mean, it was basically like we were half-dating though. And if that soggy cow hadn't waltzed onto the scene, we'd probably still be together!" (She was talking about the other girl whom her crush rejected her for)
Nukumizu: (to himself) "Wasn't she a 'dear friend' a moment ago?"
Yanami: (crying) "But I get it. If I'd worked up the courage sooner, things might not have turned out like this."
Nukumizu: "W-Well, you might be right."
Yanami: "I'm sorry I'm such a mess today."
Nukumizu: "No, it's totally fine. (to himself) That's not what you need to apologize for."
Yanami: "But I'm okay with it. As long as Sosuke's happy, I'm okay with it."
Nukumizu: (to himself) "What a spectacular reaction to getting rejected. Speaking of, there's a term that perfectly describes girls like her. Yanami Anna. Yes, it fits you perfectly. You're a 'losing heroine'."

by lumpurlapindo November 30, 2024

losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you

"crap i hate losing the tv remote"

by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025

losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"

Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!

by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025

Losing your minds

What!? The AI is LITERALLY... MY STOLEN MIND! And YOU are freaking out about it!?

Hym "YOU are losing YOUR minds!? HA! From the AI? The AI is making you do that? 1. You were nutters in the first Goddamn place 2. It's MY stolen mind. AND... I'm in a fucking weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus you fucking clowns how is that not the fucking thing that tripping you out here like what the actual fuck? You see how tone-deaf that shit sounds, doesn't it? Jesus. Look. I also have an infection eating away at my brain. FuuuAuuuuck me! YOU!?

by Hym Iam July 31, 2025

pube-lishing

When you're high and you send in urban dictionary definitions that make no sense

Guy #1 (high): Bro I'm tripping right now but this word I defined on urban dictionary is fucking funny
Guy #2: This shit doesn't make any sense, you're definitely pube-lishing
Guy #1: Nah you just gotta feel it through the words

by pseudonymous-bosch- June 12, 2018