Example 1:
Child: Mom can I watch LGBT?
Mom(calls social service)
Example 2:
Guy1: Yo man, I just bought lgbt.
Guy2(calls police)
Child: Mom can I watch LGBT?
Mom(calls social service)
Example 2:
Guy1: Yo man, I just bought lgbt.
Guy2(calls police)
by Spankmaster021 June 16, 2018
Get the LGBT mug.The sort of LGBT people that: a) usually have tumblr. b) post about their sexuality online. c) go on raids, riots and marches in countries that they already have equal rights. d) tries to offend people that aren't part of their community.
You usually suspect right from the start that they just say they're LGBT for the attention.
You usually suspect right from the start that they just say they're LGBT for the attention.
Special snowflake LGBT: Hi instagram, I just screenshot (steal) posts from tumblr about LGBT people complaining as usual, we're setting up a page where we can start riots for fun. As always fuck cis, white, and male scum.
@sexykid48: You have equal rights, why are you so obsessed with your sexuality and hatred for straight people that you have to make tribute pages that are updated daily with virtually the same thing? You are the definition of an LGBTerrorist, you don't see other minority groups, e.g Jews, People of Colour making tribute pages because how much can change from a day/be stolen from tumblr in a day?
@adidas.skrr: I agree with @sexykid48 and why do you always start posting about our rights (I'm a black ginger Jew) like its called lgbt focus on your own problems we can speak for ourselves. LGBTerrorist...
Cis-hating LGBT memelord admin: (thinking) 'those are both so accurate why do we have pages that are updated every day with almost the same information everyday? Why do we try to recruit other minority groups with this propaganda when we run out of tumblr screenshots? And we do have equal rights in the countries that we riot in and admin these fan pages from? Oh well, just one of nature's mysteries, it's true, but I don't agree. BLOCKED!'
@lgbterrorism: you fucking bigots! Homophobic, oppressive, ignorant, bigots @sexykid44 @adidas.skrr
@sexykid48: You have equal rights, why are you so obsessed with your sexuality and hatred for straight people that you have to make tribute pages that are updated daily with virtually the same thing? You are the definition of an LGBTerrorist, you don't see other minority groups, e.g Jews, People of Colour making tribute pages because how much can change from a day/be stolen from tumblr in a day?
@adidas.skrr: I agree with @sexykid48 and why do you always start posting about our rights (I'm a black ginger Jew) like its called lgbt focus on your own problems we can speak for ourselves. LGBTerrorist...
Cis-hating LGBT memelord admin: (thinking) 'those are both so accurate why do we have pages that are updated every day with almost the same information everyday? Why do we try to recruit other minority groups with this propaganda when we run out of tumblr screenshots? And we do have equal rights in the countries that we riot in and admin these fan pages from? Oh well, just one of nature's mysteries, it's true, but I don't agree. BLOCKED!'
@lgbterrorism: you fucking bigots! Homophobic, oppressive, ignorant, bigots @sexykid44 @adidas.skrr
by Skrr-ies of unfortunate events December 20, 2016
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Get the LGBT mug.Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.
Tim: Ur Mom gay
Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS
Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS
by Step in the shower May 25, 2018
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Get the LGBT mug.Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt
Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt
by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016
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Man: You heard from him lately?
SJW Woman: What do you mean him, there are 89975 genders, none use the word him.
Man: Fuck off with your LGBTBBQ bollocks
SJW Woman: What do you mean him, there are 89975 genders, none use the word him.
Man: Fuck off with your LGBTBBQ bollocks
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