Illinois Lane Change

When someone changes over four full lanes of traffic with no warning.

Or

Cutting in between other cars at high speeds

Or

Being in the wrong lane then deciding to turn right/left at the last moment and cuts everyone off.

I just pulled an Illinois Lane Change.

by grant6923 February 26, 2011

norse rune only lane

seeming indication of confused street signage e.g. when approaching a traffic rotary or five way intersection.

don't backseat drive, please- i'm in the NORSE RUNE ONLY LANE. if i nauthiz from this lane i'll invite the cops as well as destiny. i'm trying to invite glory and wisdom by flipping a wunjo at the rotary.

by lexicali slim September 22, 2009

hammer lane

A trucker term refering to the passing lane on the highway. The fast lane.

Move into the hammer lane so we can get past these four -wheelers.

by snapp January 19, 2004

Larned

A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.

"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"

by blondie1488 April 13, 2009

slipping in the turning lane

To get car jacked in the far right lane at an intersection because you stopped instead of rolling through and making the right turn. This term was made infamous in Texas. Mainly in the Houston, Dallas, and Port Arthur areas. Car jackers set up and hide at intersections waiting for a vehicle of there liking to roll through. If it stops and is in the turning lane, car jackers ambush the vehicle, get in and make the right for the previous driver never to be seen again. Car jackers who do this, have no shortage of victims in Texas. Many people in Texas have slabs and/or customized, flashy vehicles and one of the ways they show them off is by moving slow or stopping in the turning lane near intersections.

When your in Texas, don't EVER get caught slipping in the turning lane.

by Iceman929 March 3, 2008

lane drifting

On a multi-lane road (usually a highway or mainstreet), lane drifting is when a car suddenly begins 'drifting' over the lanes, usually because the driver isn't paying attention, or cannot see the lanes because they aren't painted well enough.

Usually they'll hover between two lanes, going the speed limit, and holding up traffic in both lanes.

I was stuck going 65 because the guy infront of me was lane drifting between the left lane and center lane, and was apparently oblivious to the chorus of car horns being layed upon him.

by The Sub March 1, 2005

lane onion

When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.

"There are people behind us who want to pass."

"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."

"You're pulling an epic lane onion."

by Raser March 8, 2010