Lantern

A flashlight rip-off.

Lantern is the dildo flashlight.

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 24, 2024

teabag o’ lantern

The act of placing forcefully dropping one’s testicles on a jack o’ lantern on the night of All Hallow’s Eve.

Bill teabag o’ lanterns my front porch pumpkins every Halloween.

by UFOMG333 January 01, 2018

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 20, 2013

Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 05, 2019

lantern palace

completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.

“are you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.”
“funny joke.”

by sgmcaspchgm September 05, 2022

Lantern Brothers

When two guys share the same flesh light

Last night Josh and Steve became lantern brothers

by CharlesU.Farley June 14, 2018