Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

by pseudonymabcde May 16, 2021

lamp fight

when a group of people meet each other and bring with them their best lamps. they then use the lamps to attack each other. after the fight the lamps are all plugged in and switched on. the lamp with the brightest bulb wins.

" woah i just had a lamp fight and won"
"yeah, was your bulb the brightest"
"yes. and im a badger"

by kirk lizard 3333 January 5, 2009

Ass Lamp

When someone, of indian descent, imitates a lamp, and becomes a complete ass while doing it

Barbra has been a real ass lamp lately

by Jobisha September 13, 2019

lamp army

A fan of Youtuber, Nigahiga.

Guy 1: NEW RYAN VIDEO!

Guy 2: Yay!! Let's watch!

Guy 1: We're totally from the Lamp Army

by Awesomegirl07 September 22, 2013

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

by HopelessNerd July 11, 2015

Shit Lamp

A bitch ass who argues about anything, at anytime. Most of the Shit Lamps out there, are mostly a dick sucking thot.

"Look at Josh. He's doing it again. He's such a Shit Lamp"

"Calm down David. Quit being a Shit Lamp."

by Retarded_Bull June 20, 2019

lamp anal

compulsive liar, makes themself the center of attention in every social interaction. Brags about money they don't have.

"what's Mr Lamp Anal up to now?"
"talking to the law teacher about Louis Vuitton and his own non-existent brand."
"great."

by mystery dog September 21, 2017