Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

white girl lollipop

A white claw or any other mediocre seltzer that keeps white chicks in their 20s at bay

Denise was distraught and melting down, but then I handed her a white girl lollipop and it was all ok

by D Ten April 23, 2022

Poopy flavored lollipop

being a poopy flavored lollipop basically means you're useless in a particular situation or just in general.

You're about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
- said by PatchesO'Houlihan

by stankfist February 7, 2009

Bangkok Lollipop

A lollipop or other piece of candy that has been inserted up one's ass and then shit out hours or even days later.

Ed vomited profusely when he discovered that the piece of candy his father had given him turned out to be a Bangkok Lollipop.

by ADiZZleDonKEY July 17, 2009

fish lollipop

If you have sex with your girlfriend, then withdraw and ask her to give you a blow job, she will taste her own flavour when she sucks your penis. This is known as a fish lollipop.

I feel sorry for those girls who don't wash down below then have a fish lollipop during sex...

by Pete November 1, 2004

Pink Lollipop

When you suck on a male's dick long enough it turns pink

"I'm gonna give you pink lollipop tonight."

by HydraLegendz January 7, 2016

Lichtensteiner lollipop

a sexual act in which a load is dumped in a fedora, which is then proceeded to be worn during coitus. During coitus, a midget stands on the shoulders of the man, and a hole must be cut in the fedora so the midget may fit his shaft in the fedora, encasing it in fecal matter. More layers of midgets and fedoras may be added. While this is happening, the male inserts a lollipop into the hole in his dick, stick first, and the female gives him oral. The female may have midgets on her back too. Meanwhile, the female is to give anal to a male platypus. Male platypi are known to have venomous spurs on the inner thigh, and as the platypus is probably scared and confused by the entire event, it will use the spurs to incapacitate the female while she is sucking the lollipop. The platypus may also be wearing a hat. During all this, the female has several gay men giving her manicures and pedicures and perms. The female also lays on an overturned cactus during all of this, and the back and forth motions rip up her internal organs, which are then feasted upon by the gay men, the midgets, and the platypus. The man may not parttake in the feast, or else it wouldn't be a lichtensteiner lolipop. He must instead commit ritual suicide with a toaster in a bathtub, lolipop still inserted.

Duuuuude, I gave shaniqa a lichtensteiner lollipop earlier!

wait- then shouldn't you be dead?

Yeah, yeah, we just finished, I'm on my way to the tub.

by jamal_the_pirate August 6, 2010