Krispy Kreme

After the male has ejaculated on an object, he then leaves his cum to dry and form a crust to scare off enemies.

I made a krispy kreme on her pillow so she'd leave my apartment asap. It worked bro!

by Purple nerple March 9, 2015

Krispy Kreme Hands

Cum on your hands. rub it round. then air dry it.

Maverick ejaculated on his hand, then rubbed it around, then air dried it. Looks like a krispy kreme glazed donut = Krispy Kreme Hands

by BISHNI44A March 12, 2020

Ass krispies

Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops

Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy

by Am June 1, 2018

Christ Krispies

From the latin: Christophratis (Kris-Toff-Rat-Eez), Christ Krispies are the substance of God's flesh made into wheat cracker for the purpose of the Christian "Communion" ritual. I.e., a "Jeez It"

Are we having Christ Krispies for the Sabbath Communion, mimmy?

by Legit AF September 28, 2022

krispy kreme

The thing Lucas brings into school for his birthday because he is to rich to buy something better.

Of course Lucas would bring in donughts! Happy BDAY. Krispy Kreme

by jeffboy123456789 October 21, 2018

Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

Krispy

A soggy loaf of human who hates white people and loves African American people

My Krispy friend shot a white guy earlier for breathing.

by ToxicKiefer September 27, 2021