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Cocoa Krispies 

Yummmmmmmmy cereal. Better than the cereal YOU have!
your face...... looks like cocoa Krispies! Ima eat yo' face!!!

EYE KRISPIES 

Encrusted secretions of the eye and tear ducts. Usually the result of a phase change process that eye boogers undergo.
SEE: EYE BOOGERS
Eye krispies blurred the truck driver's vision, causing him to overturn into a go cart track, claiming the lives of 20 people.
EYE KRISPIES by Lord Kanel September 12, 2006

Rice Krispies

An insult that Blood gang members call Raymond Ave. Crips. Also spelled Rice Crispies.

Rice Crispies = Raymond Ave. Crips
Fuck Raymond Ave. Crips = Fuck Rice Krispies!
Rice Krispies by afr3cb January 4, 2010

Condoleeza Rice Krispies 

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
Condoleeza Rice Krispies by clairem December 24, 2008

Rice Krispies Treat 

When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.
Rice Krispies Treat by Todd Branton December 15, 2008

Jesus Krispies

Overly religious persons of faith with hyper-conservative values and morals.
We were listening to Howard Stern on the radio til the Jesus Krispies complained.
Jesus Krispies by Josh February 28, 2004