When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.
That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!
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From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.
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Get the fuck the black keys mug.Talking to a girl you like on facebook whilst masturbating onto the keyboard of your computer thinking about her (images of albums such as Corfu 2008 can be used). The keys that the leftover juices land on are the ones you have to enter in chat to her. The longer the message the more you love her. Simple.
You: qdctbukmop
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !
Girl: What's that ?
You: Have you never heard of sticky keys ?
Girl: Ohhh sorry just thought you left your phone in your pocket. Love you too !
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