kansas city steamer

a drink made of montucky beer and orleans aperitif.

named such because kansas city is the perfect blend of montana, kentucky, and france.

next round of kansas city steamers is on me!

by just_dug January 12, 2022

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023

Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

Kansas City drought

The sexual act of setting her pubes on fire then shoving it her ass and shouting “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore Toto”

Dude last night we did the Kansas city drought and now I think I’m in love

by Allrightythennn January 23, 2023

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024

Kansas city skull fuck

To fuck the eye socket of a 1 eyed person

Hey Stan ! I'm going to kansas city, do you know where a good time can be had ???
Stan: Hell yea, go down to independence Avenue and look for a 1 eyed guy called JR, you'll get the best Kansas City skull fuck ever !!
And it's only 20 bucks !!!!

by Asshole Strawboss December 22, 2022