by Cabinator January 7, 2022
Get the Kalemug. The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
Get the kale beltonmug. “Head count?”
“There is a kale”
“There is a kale”
by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020
Get the Kalemug. annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well
by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020
Get the kalesmug. by CptDoge November 14, 2016
Get the Christian Kalemug. by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023
Get the Kalemug. 1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.
2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
"no."
"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
Get the kale klux klanmug.