kalaedacunt

a. An individual who appears to be a complete cunt regardless of how that individual is viewed.

b. the female pudenda as viewed through external drugs such as LSD, mescaline, funhouse mirrors, etc.

Glenn Beck, Bono, David Blane and Dane Cook are kalaedacunts.

by Kinga Theives July 30, 2011

kalabahana

Nonsence.... when you run out of things to say

oh well i don't know if you should go there.... i don't well KALABAHANA!!!!

by Sonya September 12, 2003

kafaeb

Keep it on the down-low. Shut up about it. Keep it a secret.

Zack: I've never been drunk at a party. Kyle: But what about that time at- Zack: Kyle kafaeb!

by Graffitibot117 April 26, 2006

Kalajah

A ugly ass bitch who is messy

Eww Kalajah is a thot

by Jak124 November 8, 2018

Kalam Cosmological Argument

An argument for the existence of God that is ultimately self-refuting.
It states that the universe must have had a beginning because "infinity cannot exist in reality", but then how can God exist?

There are many additional reasons why the Kalam Cosmological Argument fails miserably. Just look them up on the Web if you're interested.

by Submitters of Words June 28, 2011

kalambo 02

An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.

Example Conversation:
HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!
KALAMBO 02: your mama
KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay
HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?
HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!
HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch
*** KALAMBO 02 signed off

by highlyamused November 17, 2003

kalafatis

Kalafatis is the last name of the most UNFAIR teacher ever!!!!!!

Student- Who is that unfair teacher?
Student 2- Mr. Kalafatis, he is so unfair!

by picklepower77 March 14, 2022