Kerploffle

When you fall in the shower, but you get so scared from it that you poop onto the waffle

Dude, totally just kerploffled in the shower this morning

by Momoonthegogo February 8, 2026

KeplarianShinglegregmaths.com

An educational website used by schools VERY OFTEN which requires your full legal name, home address, credit card info, social security number, and a signed contract transferring ownership of your soul in order to sign up.

I would like everyone to sign up to KeplarianShinglegregmaths.com. This is very important, and we're going to use this all the time.

by emeraldcityrouteartist February 8, 2026

kerploinking

when a man has a full erection, he lays on the ground and the woman jumps off of the bed onto his penis, aiming to get it in the first hole flawlessly

"Hey babe, do you wanna try kerploinking tonight? I can even pull out the stepping stool for some added height"

by 4le_xxd July 27, 2025

kurplap

sound made when his nutts ,balls slap a females asshole.

if he serves her hard enough they both can hear the kurplap.

by anonymous July 5, 2025

Kerala

Indian state equivalent of Malaysia

Capital Trivandrum Largest city Kochi

Lush tropics, unique language, 99% owned by reds/chinese/muslim, that's my Kerala

by Hello-553669 December 5, 2025

lila kerslake

lila kerslake is an amazing person, she is pretty, smart, funny and super friendly. she is good at baking, art and her studies. she will give most thing a go and give it her best. she is a fantastic friend and classmate and is always willling to help.

??: "who's someone your grateful to be friends with?"

me: " lila kerslake"

by crazyasiannnn February 23, 2022

shmurple kerple

GET RAILED BY AN EGGPLANT 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

I got shmurple kerpled by your mom last night

by redtomatosauce April 13, 2024