johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

johann sebastian by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

Johnna 

A real bitch who likes to joke around with people and dose not care what people say a nice girl with a bad side and is part tomboy and hangs out with a group sometimes is dumb but can be smart

This girl is so cool she's a Johnna

Johnna by The dumb girl you know December 5, 2013

jovannah 

The baddest bitch u ever heard of

Don't fuck w her she doesn't like to be fucked with

Very kind and understanding

Get shit done she doesn't take bs

Literally everything you could want in a girlfriend, best friend, sister, etc

so pretty and beautiful and hot asf😫 Also , body goals !

Jovannah is AMAZING although don't mess w her she doesn't take bs

jovannah by Allthehandlesaretakenkms January 4, 2017

Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.

Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.

Johannes Gutenberg by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

Johannah 

Johannah is super cool, they love animals, and they will do anything for their friends. They are SUPER flirty and for some reason just has this unintentional attractiveness that is genuinly unreal. They make friends fast but extremely loyal. They love when people flirt with them and ofcourse flirting back. They know they're hot.

Damn, Johannah looking good

Johannah by onces4leni March 8, 2022

johannson 

When someone is a stud.

Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!

johannson by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013

Jhoanna 

She is a drunk girl also She an cute Ecuadorian girl she hates the color pink hate fake people and always help people that care about her love music a lot and allwats talk to people and love why people say I Como no and loves how people treat her and she like drinking beer and she gets drunk

Jhoanna is a girl that gets drunk and love corona and wiski and Henesses is cute and like cute guy and she always happy and never care about take people

Jhoanna by Jhoanna March 14, 2017