jerking off

this is when you fuck someone to hard they can't handle it

me and my boyfriend love jerking off

by gethorny.com August 21, 2021

shit jerking

The act of a male releasing a legitimate amount of fecal matter into his cupped hand and applying it as a lube for masturbation.

"dude, Megan Fox offered me sex the other day... but i much rather perfer shit jerking.

by Golden shlog&Iron bung&lil fuk July 14, 2010

circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula May 13, 2005

TV jerking

Turning the tv on, and flip to a random channel, and you have to jerk it to the first person you see

"hey man wanna try TV jerking"?

-ahhh why not.

by anthonynnnnay July 22, 2011

Terg Jergins

Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.

Syn.: a Tobbogin, a Terg Jerg, a Tohm, a Tergennator, a Terg-Bob, or a Tomergen...

"Does anyone know anything about traveling in Italy?"
Terg Jergins: "No, but I went to the Olympics in China once. Let me tell you about it..."

Girl:"Aww thats a cute puppy"
Terg Jergins: "I like baby kitties. One time my friend Chad gave me a baby kitty..."

by Chad Manning May 3, 2009

jorging

Slapping with the back of your fingers of your one hand, onto the palm of your other hand. Making a slapping sound, meaning "money", cash, dough, green. Named after the hand signs of Mr. Capurro.

- M: hey, i heard about this new job, are you interested?
- J: (while slapping hands, thus "jorging").. how much man?

by m1ke February 11, 2007

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011