Jeff Smith Cocktail

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.

"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"

by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009

Shady Jeff

The very first band member of the rap/metal/rock band, Hollywood Undead, to leave the group. Born Jeffrey Phillips, he left before the band's first record label, meaning towards the end of their career on MySpace. He is featured on the songs No.5, Scene For Dummies, and Knife Called Lust. Jeff's main part in the band was growling/screaming with Da Kurlzz, Hollywood Undead's percussion drummer. Though, at the end of Scene For Dummies, he did shout outs and references (I believe). His "mask" was a bandana. Similar to Charlie's present bandana. Shady's bandanas were a black one and a red one. It is said that when Shady Jeff was hosting a party of some sort, he invited his friends (HU band members). During the celebration, Deuce got drunk and started a scene (thats right, Charlie Scene pun), and Jeff ended up pointing a gun at Deuce. Thats when he left the band. I read somewhere that Jeff then startes experimenting on engineering a car engine that runs on vegetable oil. Im not sure if its true. Just saying.

"Yo, Shady Jeff with the mic. I wanna shout out to my boys on FFTL on tour. Roommate. Chad Crews..."
-Beginning of Shady Jeff's verse in "Scene For Dummies".

by LittleKing October 19, 2014

Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Jefferson

A Jefferson is a young talented, heart-giving man who will sacrifice his happiness for others. He doesn't care much about himself, he cares about others. A Jefferson will take that extra step to make others feel happy. The name can either be used as a first, middle, or last name.

"Dude I had so much fun!" - "Yep! Just what Jefferson would have want for us!"

by rothschilds26 April 5, 2013

Jeffree star

He is a guy that likes mirrors and makeup and cars and money to much bitch

Shane Dawson: OMG..wtf
Andrew siwiki: its literally just jeffree stars mansion

by Dumby poopoo January 30, 2020

smoking a jeffery

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it

Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

by milfyassssssssssssssss December 31, 2017

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018