by Fluff me in the ars April 8, 2019
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2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
2. Only attracted to males if their names start with Z, C, J, or I.. otherwise he is a heterosexual man
3. Prides himself on the length of his "Squidward's nose," as he often likes to call it
4. Life motto, "bros before hoes unless the hoes have nice toes"
5. Loves it when a man rubs sunscreen on his back, but not in a super gay manner.. just a gentle rub
6. Penis really big
Jaxon has a huge wang
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Jaxon makes people think he is good person but he will rape if you are not carful watch out for littles shits that's means that he ahs been their watch out
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