jager dick

Drinking so much Jagermeister that you start having conversations with your penis. Same results as whiskey dick.

I don't have whiskey dick, I have Jager dick.
You're not coming out tonight.(pointing to penis)

by danny ho May 20, 2007

jagermattster

a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he's already out of the playoffs.

Damn that saboteur jagermattster! I would have made the playoffs if he hadn't outbid me for Gus Frerotte, and he ended up starting Eli Manning instead instead of him!

by Maibo Toizichi January 1, 2008

Jager tainting

The process of trying to absorb jagermeister through ones taint, similar to vodka eyeballing

Dude, did you see john take that shot in his eyeball? No, but I saw tony Jager tainting.

by the_lord_of_the_fly's June 2, 2010

Jager Missile

You punch a hole in a red bull can like you are going to shotgun it, and then pour out a little red bull. You then fill the can up with jager and shotgun it.

I was wired after doing that jager missile.

by Big.Rick666 May 16, 2009

jagermeister

a wonderful intoxicant of which you can't taste its strength. the beauty of jager is its licorice taste which lets you drink way more than you should.

Jagermeister does not need to bo mixed fuck jager bombs just pull the bottle or take shots

by >*^bUtTe_OrIgInAl^*< January 16, 2008

swagger jacker

a swagger jacker is person that takes someone else's ideals and claim's them to be his/or hers.

Jesse iz a fuckin' swagger jacker

Zhmir iz swagger jackin' the shit of Jim Jones

by ijeM naitsabeS February 5, 2007

Jager-Mav

One whos drinks themselves into a walking coma. The person still has basic motor function but has lost the power of speech. Subject is only able to roll their eyes at every comment or question. All due to heavy drinking. Consumption of Jagermeister makes this transformation almost instantaneous.

Uh-oh, looks like he is pulling a "Jager-Mav".

by Muthagoose Escobar November 29, 2003