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A Jose will lie a lot and will not have any regrets on telling on you to the teacher even if you beg him if he gets in trouble hed be smiling even knowing he fucked up and will steal pencils and other things from peoples desks
Student: Jose FUCKING FAGGIt
Student: Wheres my pencil?
Jose by yeeaaa boi April 16, 2019
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When you have ascended above the title of "Bitch" and constantly lie a lot with no shame whatsoever. Especially when you yourself have a tiny pencil penis that can easily snap in half.
My ex girlfriend is being more the a Karen.... she has literally become a Jose
Jose by PoeTayToe September 2, 2019
He’s a fucking idiot and if you have one in your life Leave them because they suck And they are the worst person you’ll ever meet
Person: you’re such a Jose

Jose: damn bro that shit hurt
Jose by Bigboiborriss October 20, 2019
simply a guy with a small dick, not attractive, laughs at dumb stuff, and he is a stoner.
Jose by josehater101 December 14, 2015
Jose is when a male gets sperm pumped in his ass .
I josed a dude yesterday while watching kalem El neis
Jose by Realistmf October 30, 2017
Flexes with shit he doesn’t have and is mentally retarded, and has no friends cus he’s a fake ass flexed and needs to stfu
Jose: yea I paid 700 for these shoes
Jose by Jerjejjerjjrjr October 26, 2019