jihad!

an negative exclamation. said with a raised voice. emphasis on second syllable. developed soon after 9/11 in order to take a word precious to extremists and use it in a derogatory manner.

Billy: "Jihad!"

Billy's Mom: "What happened, honey? Are you all right?"

Billy: "yeah, I just stubbed my toe."

by Superfreak77f September 18, 2009

jihad

When someone dedicates all of their energy to one particular task for a limited period of time.

Originated at a greenhouse in mid-Michigan.

We need to get this done fast. Go Jihad.

by Dirk Diggler August 22, 2004

jihaids

when you tell your partner you have aids as you cum in them.

Jennifer was the victim of a jihaids.

by zanshin3 December 12, 2008

Jihad Taco

A deadly and explosive vagina that causes death or maiming of ones dick, that burns like it is on fire.

Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!

by YodaUSA September 18, 2019

Jihad Taco

A deadly vagina that hates infidels. Causing death or maiming of a penis with a excruciating burning sensation.

Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!

by YodaUSA September 18, 2019

Jihadi Jackhammer

(verb) Conducting the sexual performance of, as a male partner to a female counterpart, sawing off your consenting or non-consenting partner's head with a rusty, World War II-era bayonet/hacksaw, or any second-hand bladed instrument you can possibly acquire and use, and then aptly proceeding to violently and callously copulate with their severed head into the sand of a hot, dry Saudi desert until the surface of their cranium is no more visible.

A classic, culturally promiment coming-of-age ritual in the ranks of Citroën-sponsored cornershops and independent, small street businesses located in the general area of Bradford, Leeds, etc...

Muhammad : Aisha came home from work 5 minutes later yesterday night. I do firmly believe that a Jihadi Jackhammer is in order.

GP : Yes.

by zyklonbjorn April 4, 2021

OM Jihad

A derivative of the common phrase "OMG". OM Jihad occurs when something extraordinary happens and causes one to believe that a war is imminent.

Tyler W: You won't believe this, but that geek that was working on our website just stole our idea. No wait, it gets better, now he is skulking around with Sean Parker from Napster.

Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.

by the_senator January 28, 2013