by Nunyabizppq December 6, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. A: Do you know what the 'H.' is Jesus H. Christ means?
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
A: That's right. It stands for hottie. Jesus Hottie Christ
The following evening, A was beaten up
by urdad.com December 5, 2021
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. An exclamatory statement made to show intense emotion. The "H" stands for Helen, which is Jesus' middle name.
"I just wanna lather myself up with heavy whipping cream and roll around the kitchen"
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
"Jesus H. Christ, please stop talking right now. Also, the H in that sentence stood for Helen."
"Okay.
by HAMonWRY June 15, 2019
Get the Jesus H. Christmug. Spoken by a troubled soul, a person fluent in most heanus of sware words though due to a religous tendancy struggles to link 'Fuck' or 'Fucking' to his/her lord above blaspheme's..
Stjohn - "Margaret, why u aint cleaned my car bitch?"
Margaret "Jesus F Christ SJ, that cunting Landrover gets so dirty up our motherfucking mile long drive, do it ur fucking self"
Margaret "Jesus F Christ SJ, that cunting Landrover gets so dirty up our motherfucking mile long drive, do it ur fucking self"
by Chris cacc August 14, 2009
Get the Jesus F Christmug. For years people have used the expression "Jesus H Christ" without knowing what the H stands for. The H stands for Hank.
by Mr. Bo Rules July 26, 2018
Get the Jesus Hank Christmug. An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.
Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.
Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.
"Do you hear that?"
(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)
"Christ Jesus!"
or....
Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"
Man2: "Nope."
Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)
"Christ Jesus!"
or....
Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"
Man2: "Nope."
Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."
by Johnny Gobs July 6, 2010
Get the Christ Jesusmug. by floridaBoy February 27, 2009
Get the Jesus H. Christmug.