Guy #1: Dude, your girlfriend has been walking funny all day. Is she okay?
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
Guy #2: We had some wild fuckin' sex last night and I ended up tying the shoe for two fuckin' hours. She's gonna be sore for days.
by dp2011 May 05, 2011
when someone is walking too closely behind you and keeps hitting the back of your shoe with the front of their shoe.
Man, it sure is crowded walking out here and this jackass behind me keeps shoe fucking me.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
We had fun at the bar last night, but I swear I got shoe fucked everytime I got up to get a drink.
by mike the mick May 18, 2009
a guy who thinks their a badass for buying a ton of air jordans, nikes, ect. Shoe douches have a tendancy to post their shoes on facebook and to buy more a week later.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Some people just dont realize u dont need 17 different shoes for normal sports.
Bill: "Yo, Angie I just got some new Adidas check them out."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
Angie: "I don't give a sh*t your such a shoe douche who cares."
by jamalkid324 October 29, 2011
by Suzi S January 17, 2006
Something that started as a small issue but snowballed into something big.
Origin: Goncharov. Iykyk.
Origin: Goncharov. Iykyk.
Person A: We broke up again.
Person B: Let me guess, over the burnt brownies from last week?
Person A: Talk about starting with a shoe...
Person B: Let me guess, over the burnt brownies from last week?
Person A: Talk about starting with a shoe...
by inrmn November 24, 2022
Indestructible shoes shield our feet from the mysterious substances that inhabit frat house floors and the endless hordes of strangers stepping on our toes. Their exclusive purpose is to be beaten, abused, and soiled by us and other blacked out college students. When push comes to shove, everyone needs a sturdy pair of shoes to carry them through the lawless land that is a college party and back home when the night comes to an end.
Claire: what should i wear tonight to sigma kappa lamda?
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.
Friend: doesn't really matter, as long as you have your frat shoes on to protect your feet.
by sheriff sprinkles November 16, 2017
A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
by Chris Spargo March 05, 2008