inverted chili dog

the shit that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.

I was pissin brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 5, 2008

inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

by Gary January 25, 2005

Inverted Taco

A girls vagina, somewhat beefy looking, potentially very stanky, very long torn up labia.

I don't know about your inverted taco tonight Julia, it's pretty rank, somewhat diseased, and clearly stanky.

by Scud September 12, 2003

Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider

the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged around your partner. Also includes one inadament object sticking out at a strange angle. (DIMM)

Riley: So we walked into tommy's room and saw him and Bor Bor Bear in the most unholy postion ever!!

Goose: Double-Inverted Monkey Moonrider !?!?!?

Riley: Ya!!!

by One- Knighter August 24, 2008

inverell

Often referred to as Inferal. if you were born here your mother and father are probably brother and sister. Intelligent people in Inverell are as rare as rocking horse shit.

That person looks like they come from Inverell....
Get away from me you remind me of Inverell

by jfking September 15, 2006

Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 4, 2008