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Insult Porn

Making a pornographic movie with another person to make someone jealous or insult them. Women usually request the man to make the film, but if you are a man the sluttier the women the more likely she will be willing to make an insult porn. In order to protect your identities while making the insult porn position the camera at an angle where your heads aren't view able, but you will still be recognizable to the person you intend to insult.
This man I didn't like wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to make an insult porn with a man I preferred in order to get the point across.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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Family Insult

A family insult is a insult in which needs a type of family member include starting with " Ur " then follows up with a family member. A example for this will be shown on the bottom. * Note * Saying these will help you radiate virgin energy

/Beta Variants Below\

- Ur mom
- Ur dad
- Ur uncle
- Ur aunt
- Ur grandma
- Ur grandpa

/Delta Variants Below\

- Ur family tree
- Ur ancestors
- Ur cousin
- Ur nephew

And I think thats all.
" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur mom felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur dad felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur cousin felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur uncle felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur family tree felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur aunt felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandma felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandpa felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur nephew felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur ancestor felt good eating my dick "

Are all the type of Family Insults <---- ( coulda thought of a better name :(
by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022
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Insult

"Oi fracky"
"Yeah?"
"You're a cunt."
"Wow I've been insulted "
by Chip27373 January 1, 2022
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National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.
You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)
by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022
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The Insult Whammy

The act of kicking one in the balls after roasting him due to an insult
Person 1: your dick is the size of a tic tac!
Person 2: no wonder your mouth always smells minty * gives person 1 the Insult Whammy*
Person 1: OWW! MY BALLS!
by Handle is used by someone else September 20, 2021
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Rhymic Insult

To reply to someones comment... goes a BIT like this:
Dude... Don't care...
Oh yeah? Dirty dan Frying Pan Two Flan Fucky Nan
Oh yeah? Ching Ling iPhone ding Bee sting Booger fling!
Oh yeah? Chain Chomp Sexy Whomp Cheekfomp Willy Lomp
Oh yeah? Creepy wank Ultra dank Ooer prank Mega stank
Oh yeah? Danish creeper Swedish weeper Fucking deeper Slapping sleeper
Oh yeah? John Wick Oak Stick Mega Flick Oozy Prick
Oh yeah? Oozy drip Front flip Silent clip Titty nip
Oh yeah? Rain rise Butthole flies Bunny dies Dick Demise
Oh yeah? Utter moat Stupid boat Crumby coat Deep Throat
Oh yeah? Green duck Hocky puck Money luck Ass fuck
Oh yeah? Nig-
Woah too far
yeah...
by ☆★Marigold★☆ June 20, 2022
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