cone condom

The sanitary paper wrapper that surrounds ice cream cones so employees do not physically touch the cone. Sometimes referred to as "conedoms."

Stephen: Let's go to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
Tony: Sounds good, but their cones have those annoying cone condoms on them.

by Pakers December 27, 2008

Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.

Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...

by Little T mart July 30, 2009

Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

by Jack Goff November 24, 2007

jam cones

n. Very nice female breasts boobs,

Hey girl let me sweat up on your jam cones.
-or-
Hey girl lemme see dem jam cones.

by drunkskipy May 13, 2005

ghost cone

When you light your cone but you forgot to pack it.

"I lit my lighter and realised that I hadn't packed my cone, GHOST CONE!? ".

by 420lol April 4, 2020

Hoe Cone

1. A Guy who you look at and automatically think "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!"

2. A Person who happens to ALWAYS be texting, and when you Text them, they never reply.

3. A Basic Bitch

1. Loook At That guy, he looks like a hoe cone!!

2. Andy - " I Texted her yesterday but she didn't reply"

Lucas - " I saw her texting in class"

Andy - "What a Hoe Cone!!"

3. Look At the people at this party, they are all Hoe Cones.

by CrystalAyye69 April 14, 2010

Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.

Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.

by MelonWorm November 17, 2013