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Hummer Week

This term describes the week when a girl is on the rag, and she provides hummers instead of having sex. No reason both should go unsatisifed.
During the week Suzie had her period, she gave Dave hummers since they couldn't have sex.
by Brian December 3, 2003
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Golden Week

A week in which a college student attends ALL classes, tutorials, labs or other academic appointments on his/her timetable.
When Gary failed to go to his tutorial on Thursday he lost his chance at a golden week.
by Landros November 14, 2010
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Christmas Week

A week of Christmas celebrations that may or may not align with the true Christmas day. It is used to spread joy and happiness to everyone in the world.
by Christmas week supporter November 3, 2010
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Shart Week

A rather horrific bout of diarrhea will sometimes - rarely, but sometimes - result in your very own week-long discovery channel special. However, unlike the other special on Discovery Channel, NOBODY WANTS TO FILM IT!
Mike: "Just got back from a trip to Cabo."

Ike: "Awesome, how was it?"

Mike: "Great... Until I drank the water. I'm now hosting my own personal discovery channel special."

Ike: "What?!"

Mike: "SHART WEEK, my friend. Shart week."

Ike: "Why are telling me this... while sitting on my couch?!"

Synonyms:
Shits, squirts, diarrhea, craps, turds
by Ungoliantschilde June 23, 2012
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first week

An annual gathering (also known as "senior week" or "beach week") which celebrates the first week of summer (usually the end of may) for high school and college students. It takes place everywhere, but one of the most central locations which students from across the nation travel to is Myrtle Beach, SC. Also known as a week long Mardi Gras.
I got pretty drunk at first week and ended up sleeping in some random people's house using a dog for a pillow.
by C. J. June 11, 2006
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mr weekes

an absolute mad lad teacher from st barts who is cooler than the gods them selves
Tom: dam mr weekes lookin fresh
Oskar: oh yea
by Disciple of weekes September 28, 2020
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cocksucker week

When you have to work everyday at your shitty job at the home after having the previous week off.
"This week is Heaven week! Next week is Cocksucker week!
by Gott Wood December 3, 2013
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