big help

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.
Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.
by ke6isf July 24, 2004
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help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.
o im finna die,help me help me please?!
by prenstonbig May 03, 2017
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Help is on the way!

Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.

The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.

A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.
After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"
by mnihnuht March 14, 2008
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Helping a Settlement

verb
: Providing repetitive help to a struggling person or group of people with something for which they should be able to help themselves

derivation: in reference to the incessant and annoying requests for help defending weak settlements made by Preston Garvey in the video game Fallout 4
I gotta go, another settlement in HR needs my help resetting their password. I guess “8 characters, including at least one number” is pretty hard to decipher. You know, I work in IT, so helping a settlement is what I live for.
by WurdFerguson November 16, 2018
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over helping

When someone decides that helping you once isn't enough and continues, though you don't need it.
Mom : "I'm almost done!"
Son : "stop over helping!"
by TheBestMeme January 27, 2018
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HELP ME!!!

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what
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HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.
American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 04, 2022
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