Hooman

A giant penis attached to a would-be law student

Skank 1: Damn girl, my ass is killing me
Skank 2: For realz?
Skank 1: Hell yeah! That hooman performed a murder one on my booty last night

by Skank 1 February 5, 2005

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Homan Body

A big fat crazy loser or sloth like male, who drives us crazy with his love of everything 80's, and has a a baby sized penis.

My friend is married to a Homan Body.

by SexyBitchinFlorida April 21, 2009

hotwang

A really sexy spicy penis

This hotwang looks so nice

by saltydko April 9, 2012

Hoemance

Function: noun/intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): hoe·manced; hoe·manc·ing; hoe mantic

Etymology: One of the many products of the women's rights movement, they wanted their own version of ' Bromance '

Date: 2014

The female equivalent of bromance. Describing a strong and vibrant friendship between two straight women, the term hoemance combines the words, "hoe," and, "romance."

"Becky is incredible , just is smart, witty and awesome to be around. Her and I have a pretty obvious hoemance"

by DownsydromeDanny May 3, 2014

Hooman

A cute way of addressing another human being

Hey! Hooman

by theironman February 18, 2018

hothannahsummer

she is truly one of the coolest people ever, i once asked her for $100 and she gave me $100

girl one: hothannahsummer is so cool

boy one: who is that???

girl two: are you okay?? what do you mean “who is that”

girl one: yea bro, she’s obviously the coolest person alive

by hothanahsummer June 25, 2021