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hot pocket

A pocket that you reach in a lot to scratch your privates.
In a sentence: "My right pocket is the hot pocket."

ex.1 The boy had two hot pockets that day.

ex.2 Hot pockets are gross, and are easily visible when you wear tight pants. Loose pants wearers can hot pocket easily.
by Mr. Anti-Charco October 15, 2007
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chicago hot pocket

When you put tostino's pizza rolls between your butt cheeks and fart on them and then serve your friends or family members.
Grandma said she was hungry so i made her a Chicago hot pocket.
by 7ft chef July 14, 2014
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Jersey Hot Pocket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth, and proceeds to take a dump in said mouth immediately after. Then, he proceeds to uppercut her in the jaw. Excreting what appears to be a hot pocket like substance.
Jim: Bill, you look terribly constipated.
Bill: Thats right Jim. I am saving up for tonight, where I shall proceed to give my girldfriend a Jersey Hot Pocket.
by Rockon1885 December 22, 2008
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Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,
Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?
by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009
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Hot Pocket

A Hot Pocket is when u put a condom on your dick, then you stick it into a vagina or butt hole and piss in it while your dick is still inside her.
dude i totally Hot Pocketed ur mom in the butt hole right now!!!
by the pocketeir June 9, 2010
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Hot Pocket

Shitting yourself
I was so scared I ended up with a hot pocket
by Digby April 3, 2003
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Homeless Hot Pocket

A homeless person takes a dump on the sidewalk and another one pees on it and the one that dropped it picks it up and eats it
Hey joe look at those homeless people doin a Homeless Hot Pocket
by redneck101 November 21, 2013
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