hokus pokus

stress weed; false marijuana.

That stankin as ho gave me some stress weed.

by Duble-R January 30, 2003

homeslice

your number 1 dog. ride or die.

yo jerry my homeslice u tryna holla at those fine bitches over there?

by finna bust a nut February 1, 2018

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

homester

someone who evokes both the qualities of a homie and a gangster. one's friend.
a) a friend who is gangstafabulous
b) a gangsta that is your friend

also: homesta

Not only is she a gangsta, but she's my homie; which makes her my homester.

by myshell March 30, 2006

homeslice

A complimentary term of endearment often used when sending well wishes.

Goodnight homeslice, I hope you have pleasant dreams.

by N April 8, 2005

Virgin Homeschooler

virgin homeschooler just means someone that has been homeschooled since day one (kindergarten or preschool) or someone who has never gone to a private or public school then graduated from high school.

"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has been homeschooling since kindergarten."

"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has been homeschooling since preschool."

"That person is a virgin homeschooler. That person has never gone to a public or private school."

by emukid4 March 15, 2009

homes

greeting term for respected person or persons

yo homes, we chillin' tonight?

by ko January 18, 2003