Homiesexual

No homo but it’s a sexuality.

Guy 1: “Come here bro, give me a good night kiss.”
Guy 2: “Dude what? No, that’s gay.”
Guy 1: “Nah, we’re just homiesexuals.”
And then they kiss and eventually accept that they’re both gay and start dating then get married and live happily ever after.

by Justawalmartbag November 12, 2024

Homiesexual

"Homiesexual" refers to a person who acts gay around their friends but isn't actually gay

Nad:- *touches nihons' balls*
Nihon:- you are a homiesexual mf!

by Sam Sins April 24, 2025

homiesexual

ur from my 8th period aren’t you?

1: what are u?
2: i’m homiesexual
1: that doesn’t exist plz don’t mock the lgbt community

by srimiu November 29, 2021

Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.

Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual

by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021

homiesexual

A gay man in denial that wants to do gay things but has an excuse to say that they're straight. Only gay men who think they are staright say Homiesexual

Hey man i saw this hot dude and i wanted to fuck him
So you're gay?
no bro im homiesexual

by affsagagrwvrvgsgd March 16, 2024

Homiesexual

You are having banter with the boys but acting gay then you are actually straigh

Mom I'm homiesexual

by Dicksonery July 4, 2021