big help

Somebody who either isn't, or somebody who can only be trusted to help you with that one menial task that would save you about 20 minutes of walking around. Invariably spoken with a slight hesitation before the term.

Johnson was a, uh, big help today as he told me when the light stopped blinking on the router.

by ke6isf July 23, 2004

help me help me please

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.

o im finna die,help me help me please?!

by prenstonbig May 3, 2017

Help is on the way!

Senator John Kerry's sorry-ass slogan in the 2004 campaign for presidency against the incumbent George W. Bush.

The cheasiest slogan one could ever use to win votes.

A very bad cliche that should never be spoken nor written.

After listening to his bullshitt for 15 minutes, the audience started chanting after Senator Kerry: "Help is on the way!"

by mnihnuht March 14, 2008

Godless help

Godless help. This refers to a situation when a unintelligent person with atheistic spiritual views tries to mock other people with religious beliefs, mostly belonging to certain religious groups/religions such as Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, etc.

jeez that moron only brings godless help to those grammies at the church

by punrigby November 22, 2021

zoom help

When a cougar asks for Zoom Help after work and it turns into sexy time.

Can you help me with zoom tonight?

Thanks for the zoom help.

Sure, I got you with the zoom help

by DT-FTL March 25, 2021

Extra-help

Thank god it exists. For those times when that lab or homework just doesn't make sense.

Damn, this Algebra homework makes no sense. I'm gonna go in for some extra-help in the morning.

by JayAre12 October 16, 2010

Help with homework

If one says that another is coming over to “Help with Homework”,
It is slang that you will most likely working something else.

Brother: Why is your Boyfriend here?
Sister: So he can Help with homework

Brother, all knowing: *laughs*

by AtHomeTutor May 20, 2020