Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

Braylon Hatcher

Braylon Hatcher is usually a run of the mill asshole who will treat you wrong. If you ever meet a Braylon Hatcher do not trust them and steer away.

Stay away from that guy he is such a Braylon Hatcher

by 313detroitmichigan May 22, 2022

biscuit hatch

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

corey hatch

im gay. im a psyco and i want to kill myself. my sister does 42 year old men and she especially loves it when they T-Bag her. one day i will realize i am gay and kill myself, by the way i also love to get a good T-Bag every once and a while.

"I Do Guys" - Corey hatch

by corey hatch April 14, 2005

hachet gash

another name for the femail sex organ

Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!

by Les Crapp June 11, 2006

Hatchet Wound

Term used to describe a Vagina as this organ resembles an ax or hatchet wound-especially when mensturating.

I was looking at some porn on line and came across this nasty ho with a gaping hatchet wound!

by d3nverguy72 January 15, 2009

hatchet man

The name of the logo that Juggalos use. This is ironic sense they will always threaten you with a hatchet and yet the picture they use of hatchet man is actually a guy running with a meat cleaver.

dumbalo: I'm going to kill you. just like hatchet man would.

normal guy:you do of course realize that is a meat cleaver right? dude shut up and go back to the corner and color.

by i9incher September 28, 2009